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If Obama succeeds, is this what America will look like when he’s done?

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After a few false-flag bio terrorist attacks, the kenyan will nationalize the food industry "to ensure a safe food supply".

Backyard fruit will be against the law, so the BATFECF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, Consumption and Foodstuffs) will come to every house and kill all fruit trees on the property to be sure you’re not competing with the government "clean" food program..

Only government food will be sold by the nationalized grocery stores. it will be packaged in re-usable clay containers made by public school elementary ’students’, and if you’re found damaging one or throwing it away, there will be a hefty fine for ‘wasting America’s youth’.

Saturated fat and natural sweeteners will be banned, as will all meat and fried food. Everything sold at government owned restaurants will be boiled only. Anyone who says the words "Hamburger-helper" will be arrested for hate speech because animals will have rights. Anyone who says "Spotted-Owl-Helper" will be publicly ridiculed and marginalized in like manner as Joe the Plumber, Sarah Palin, George Bush or Robert Bork.

Because toilet paper will be banned to save forests, Sheryl Crow will be hired to narrate public service announcements touting the nobility of using your fingers and rinsing them off in the flush stream.

Pesticides and all cleaning products will be banned as pollutants. Natural gas, coal and fuel oil will be banned because CO2 is produced when it is used. Treadmills and generator-cycles will replace furnaces for cold nights. If there aren’t enough people in your household for an optimum sleep/heat balance, fat people will be arrested for ‘consumption crimes’ and sentenced to community service to live in your home and help until they lose weight.

Medals will be awarded posthumously for those who freeze in the dark.

If Barry "succeeds" with his schemes this country is in deep horse sh*t. The only way for AMERICA to succeed is for the government to get out of our lives.

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10 Responses to “If Obama succeeds, is this what America will look like when he’s done?”

  1. Robyn Duck Says:

    If Barry "succeeds" with his schemes this country is in deep horse sh*t. The only way for AMERICA to succeed is for the government to get out of our lives.
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    Barry is WRONG for this country!

  2. There - Take That Says:

    They already want to ban small, private farms or tax them into extinction so they can push the genetically modified crap on all of us.

    Where are all the "green" people who warned us about pesticides? Isn’t this new GM produce just as bad?
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    It’s so much easier to give thumbs down than to google something, isn’t it?

  3. Jessica Says:

    Yeah.
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  4. Hostage of the RIGHT Says:

    Yawn………..

    Really this is a bit much if you are so worried run for congress.

    Put up or shut up.
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    This is why we have all these right-wing shootings…
    Gullible nut jobs………. nice………… (sigh)

  5. shirley ann Says:

    yes
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  6. __Synn__ Says:

    As long as he government mandates abortion to white people in the south… I will be pleased.
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    Satire

  7. Froggy Says:

    You left out the part about "Caucasian Internment Camps", and where the Octomom is awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor for single-handedly breeding a new NBA franchise.
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  8. Steve D Says:

    Lame and typical mindset of a white republican (is there any other kind?)
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  9. Debra H Says:

    Might be a teeny bit over the top.. but my guess it will be pretty damn close to what you describe!
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  10. Microbeast Says:

    Obama is purposely destroying the economy to instate nation wide socialism. He cannot do this without some sort of collapse or civil war.

    He is trying to destroy us, then build us back up into a "new society"..
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